Notes: 2 / 2 weeks ago
"Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don’t take this Michael McDonald DVD that you’ve been playing for two years straight off, I’m going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain."
- Paul Rudd, The 40 Year Old Virgin
Notes: 24 / 8 months ago
“well if you like her so much, don’t give up.”
“she’s engaged.”
“pfft, b.f.d. - engaged ain’t married.”
“hm.”
“never ever, ever - give up.”